“…”

看到槍，船長倒是第一時間舉起了手，但同時也不太確定的試探著問…

“I actually understand English as well！”

“Fuck！”

一見對方這模樣，小記者就知道自己剛剛背了好久的應急阿拉伯短語，意思肯定扯到他嗎臂裡去了，只能翻著白眼套上救生衣，並拿槍指了指旁邊的救生艇…

“You are responsible for rowing！”

“I can give you money！”

“Sorry, I don't need it～”

“All right～All right～”

老船長走南闖北這麼多年，當然知道不圖錢的敵人有多難纏，同樣也不想臨退休還死的那麼憋屈，只能暗罵晦氣的掀開外衣，示意自己沒有武器，不情不願的放下救生艇，並在跳上船之後，試著為小命做最後的爭取…

“but young man，we may try to talk about the conditions，After all, I don't want to die yet，what's your opinion?”

“have you ever done anything wrong?”

一句有沒有做過虧心事，直接把老船長問沉默了，小記者卻故作不知情的跳上船，一邊揮舞著幽靈槍示意趕快划船，一邊等待舔吊般的癱靠在船尾，自顧自說著…

“If you have never done anything bad, then you don't need to worry about death！”

“okay, it seems that our negotiations have failed～”

老船長倒也是個實在人，自知罪孽深重，便不再多說什麼，開始迎著風雨埋頭划船，只是偶爾也會看著黑壓壓的天，唉聲嘆氣兩下，似是在悲涼自己這離奇諷刺的結局…

“what is your destination?”

“djibouti port～”

其實小記者很難得有這種被照顧的體驗，更何況還是一個老人，這不禁讓他想起了曾經在託孤所和老院長的點點滴滴，所以在內心觸動之餘，毫不猶豫的踹了腳船長的屁股…

“I hope you can do it faster，otherwise, a storm will e，we all have to die here～”

“I am already 62 years old！”

明明自己已經乾的很賣力了，還無端被人踹一腳，這讓老船長很是憤憤不平，但看著對方黑洞洞的槍口，也只能加快手上速度的同時，嘴上解解恨…

“If you pursue speed, You should steal a speedboat, not a damn lifeboat！”

“okay, next time I'll pay attention～”

見老船長哼哧哼哧的更賣力了，小記者心滿意足的咧了咧嘴，不僅沒有任何幫忙的意思，連手中的槍也一刻不停的瞄著他的後腦勺，畢竟就算是個老頭，也有偷襲的能力…

“but now I need you to work harder，please show m