lit　another　cigarette　and　stayed　put　so　he　could　listen。

“Blair　Waldorf’s　mom　had　this　little　party；　and　Serena　was　there

with　her　parents；”　Chuck　continued。　“And　she　was　all　over　me。

She’s；　like；　the　sluttiest　girl　I’ve　ever　met。”　Chuck　took　another　toke

on　his　smoke。

“Really？”　Jeffrey　said。

“Yes；　really。　First　of　all；　I　just　found　out　that　she’s　been　fucking　Nate

Archibald　since　tenth　grade。　And　she’s　definitely　gotten　an

education　at　boarding　school；　if　you　know　what　I　mean。　They　had　to

get　rid　of　her；　she’s　so　slutty。”

“No　way；”　Roger　said。　“e　on；　dude；　you　don’t　get　kicked　out　for

being　a　slut。”

“You　do　if　you　keep　a　record　of　every　boy　you　slept　with　and　get

them　hooked　on　the　same　drugs　you’re　doing。　Her　parents　had　to

go　up　there　and　get　her。　She　was；　like；　taking　over　the　school！”

Chuck　was　getting　really　worked　up。　His　face　was　turning　red　and

he　was　spitting　as　he　talked。

“I　heard　she’s　got　diseases；　too；”　he　added。　“Like；　STDs。　Someone

saw　her　going　into　a　clinic　in　the　East　Village。　She　was　wearing　a

wig。”

Chuck’s　friends　shook　their　heads；　grunting　in　amazement。

Dan　had　never　heard　such　crap。　Serena　was　no　slut；　she　was

perfect；　wasn’t　she？　Wasn’t　she？

That’s　yet　to　be　determined。

“So；　you　guys　hear　about　that　bird　party？”　Roger　asked。　“You

going？”

“What　bird　party？”　Jeffrey　said